Fruit

To America,

Stop eating apples!
Thanks,
         Daughter of a doctor

What a good boy 2?

I've done climbing at school for awhile now so the teachers have sort of made me a assistant because I'm ahead of almost all of the other kids who do it. So one day the teacher asked me to help one kid put on his harness. I walked over and instantly I saw the problem. The harness was WAY to low. I mean it was at his thighs( it's supposed to go at your waist line) and I told him. He seemed to think it was fine so I asked him where his waist line was. He pointed to his thighs. So then, frustrated but amused, I get sarcastic and asked him why he was wearing his pants there( I pointed to his REAL waistline) when his waist line was here( I pointed to his REAL thighs). I continued by saying it was like me wearing my pants here(I gesture to my rib cage). And drumroll please....

HE STARTS TO PULL DOWN HIS PANTS!!!!!!!!!

hi cousins! from jack

Somebody post! :{}

:{} is me screaming angrily!
I mean business!

Just wondering?

What is the funniest last or first name you have ever heard? (Movies and books count)

Lucy- Dr. Ramsbottom,( no contest) :D

darcy has a tablet at school, so she has the internet to cruise around on and sometimes she sends me emails in the middle of the day.  this is one i got today...

"A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment."  ~Duke of Endinburgh

:P

darcy

ps.  Look up slot canyons on Google images

:D

Can you identify these Campers?

#1

Hint:  Found near our Chicken Coop.  RIP Chickens

#2

Hint:  Same animal front and rear feet.

#3

#4

#5

Hint: Repeat performance by #1 with an unlikely companion #5

#6

Hint: This in not a sight one normally sees without snow... #5 would be appalled if she knew we saw that!

#7

Is this the same animal as #4?

#8

Yes, that is a pile of #1's poo there.  I think he lost track of his prey while he was a little busy.

#9

The sight that started the picture quest.

huh?

so colin is looking for the name of a library book that he remembers loving.  this is what he told me about it.  i will buy a snow cone this summer for anyone who can identify which book he is talking about..  ok.. here it goes..

"it has ghosts. and some bones.  and ghosts and people lived in the same house.  and a girl was in a hat.  and some kids.  and the ghosts ate some yucky things like chicken feet and other stuff.  then the little ghost didn't eat it cuz it was gross.  and that was the ending."

ok.  there you have it.  of course, he switches all his t's and ch's (ie. we are going to turch), and his w's and l's (ie. i am a wucky boy) so you might try swithching all those and reading it again.

How to survive the event of frozen water pipes at 
Camp Bullfrog:

STEP ONE:  Get Ahead of the Grime

Start the night before the freeze by filling the kids' makeshift bathtub with all the water it can handle.  You are going to want to be able to flush.  In fact, make sure that all the yellows that have been mellowing are flushed and that the brown makes it down before you go to bed.  You do NOT want to deal with this first thing in the morning.

STEP TWO:  Clean Hands Make Mom Happy

Always keep several large bowls for quick filling when there is a trickle of water. Water is great for washing hands and dishes, you will want to have some close by.  

STEP THREE:  Clothing Crisis Averted

Do all laundry possible!  But if time is an issue, prioritize. i.e. undies, socks, towels, comfies, and the scarf you spilled syrup on.  You will need the scarf (see STEP SIX).  Again if time is a priority, set work clothes aside till the weekend when you might have water again.  Or when you might go down to Ashby's or McLelland's if it turns out to be a long freeze.

STEP FOUR:  Defrost Readiness

Be prepared.  The best laid attempts are least likely to get mislaid.  Test the hairdryer, making sure all repairs are still intact.  Have your one funky umbrella ready for any precipitation or icicle drippings you may encounter while attempting to defrost the pipes.  Save time by making sure the good extension cord is already unhooked from the Christmas decorations, of course you will have to tell the kids it will only be for the night. 

STEP FIVE:  Hair Bomb

Showering yourself MUST be done before the freeze.  The hot water pipes will likely take longer to defrost than the cold water, by cruelty of nature and design.  You do not want to be caught cursing your fate.  Shower that night.  Greasy hair bomb is hard to get rid of any other way.

STEP SIX:  Dreaded Defrost

Next comes the Pipe Defrost event itself, this begins when the cold water starts to flow as a trickle, warm enough to possibly maintain a full defrost.  Follow these instructions precisely: plug in hairdryer, prop umbrella, turn on hairdryer, prop hairdryer, go inside turn on hot water (there will not be any water coming out), wait five minutes, check on hairdryer, decide you are defrosting the wrong pipe, repeat hairdryer propping-waiting process, determine it is a waste of time and nothing is going to happen and put everything back in its place.  Now, very important: remember that you forgot to put on the scarf which you had so carefully washed the night before.

  

STEP SEVEN:  Dishes Rinse Repeat

Boil a big pot of water.  Meanwhile rinse dishes with the cold water that is now flowing nicely thanks to the oops-defrost of the wrong pipe.  Partially fill the empty side of the sink with cold water-if that side is no longer empty, make a note that you waited too long to get started and there isn't much you can do about it, except to curse a little bit that you didn't think to buy paper bowls and make freezer dinners.  Now place the rinsed dishes in the clean, frigidly cold water.  Pour hot molten lava water over the top.  Not on yourself.  After you realize that you didn't put enough cold water in to compensate for the lava water and after you nurse your burning hands a bit, wash those dishes with soap.  Drain water then rinse with cold.  

STEP EIGHT: Almost Done

After a very busy day there is a chance to sit down and survey the scene of the accomplished work.  (sink's now full of dinner dishes, school laundry's piled high, still no sign of warm water shower, looks an awful lot like nothing got done.) 

Now all that is left to do is start looking up prices for a hotel room...

It's about time

I thought I'd finally contribute to this fun family blog! 

Just a few pictures from our fall family photo shoot.

Love my little family!

Levi and Gwen on Halloween

Sorry it took me a while to upload this one. 

lawrence halloween

we had a trunk or treat carnival party at the church.  i don't think colin has had a better, more happy day in his whole little life.  he kept running around yelling, "dressing up AND candy!  dressing up AND candy!"  halloween is extra exciting because we don't get candy much.

you can't see darcy, because she was a black ninja and kept disappearing..  happy halloween!

Costume parade!

Athena and Indy want to see YOUR costumes.

Apple picking

We went to pick apples. This farm had apple pickers that we could use. We picked some really big apples!

-Levi

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucy got stung by a jelly fish but I got pinched by a little crab.

by Theo

Bad Hair Days

Theo is the king of bad hair days. Here are some pictures.

Plain handsome

Designer clothes

Straight up

Thing 2

Lizard head

Not Again!!!!!!!!!

I am a jelly fish magnet!I have been stung by one three(3!!!) times.
1, Stepped on one at the beach      2, Dead one floating by me in the ocean in Puerto Rico        3,This week one stung me when I was standing in the ocean.   Is that a world record?

From LUCY G.