I've done climbing at school for awhile now so the teachers have sort of made me a assistant because I'm ahead of almost all of the other kids who do it. So one day the teacher asked me to help one kid put on his harness. I walked over and instantly I saw the problem. The harness was WAY to low. I mean it was at his thighs( it's supposed to go at your waist line) and I told him. He seemed to think it was fine so I asked him where his waist line was. He pointed to his thighs. So then, frustrated but amused, I get sarcastic and asked him why he was wearing his pants there( I pointed to his REAL waistline) when his waist line was here( I pointed to his REAL thighs). I continued by saying it was like me wearing my pants here(I gesture to my rib cage). And drumroll please....
HE STARTS TO PULL DOWN HIS PANTS!!!!!!!!!
