Fruit

To America,

Stop eating apples!
Thanks,
         Daughter of a doctor

What a good boy 2?

I've done climbing at school for awhile now so the teachers have sort of made me a assistant because I'm ahead of almost all of the other kids who do it. So one day the teacher asked me to help one kid put on his harness. I walked over and instantly I saw the problem. The harness was WAY to low. I mean it was at his thighs( it's supposed to go at your waist line) and I told him. He seemed to think it was fine so I asked him where his waist line was. He pointed to his thighs. So then, frustrated but amused, I get sarcastic and asked him why he was wearing his pants there( I pointed to his REAL waistline) when his waist line was here( I pointed to his REAL thighs). I continued by saying it was like me wearing my pants here(I gesture to my rib cage). And drumroll please....

HE STARTS TO PULL DOWN HIS PANTS!!!!!!!!!

hi cousins! from jack

Somebody post! :{}

:{} is me screaming angrily!
I mean business!

Just wondering?

What is the funniest last or first name you have ever heard? (Movies and books count)

Lucy- Dr. Ramsbottom,( no contest) :D

darcy has a tablet at school, so she has the internet to cruise around on and sometimes she sends me emails in the middle of the day.  this is one i got today...

"A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment."  ~Duke of Endinburgh

:P

darcy

ps.  Look up slot canyons on Google images

:D

Can you identify these Campers?

#1

Hint:  Found near our Chicken Coop.  RIP Chickens

#2

Hint:  Same animal front and rear feet.

#3

#4

#5

Hint: Repeat performance by #1 with an unlikely companion #5

#6

Hint: This in not a sight one normally sees without snow... #5 would be appalled if she knew we saw that!

#7

Is this the same animal as #4?

#8

Yes, that is a pile of #1's poo there.  I think he lost track of his prey while he was a little busy.

#9

The sight that started the picture quest.